Our Branches

The best breakfast burgers (and works) in Teyvat!

For the adeptus in all of us.

Mexican food with an Inazuman twist!

Putting the "cold" in "cold brew" since the Archon War.
Application Information
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Page Illustrators
3-5 samples of artwork
Preferably completed works, but WIPs are allowed
At least 1 Genshin Piece
Any traditional artwork must be scanned in at least 300 dpi
Links to portfolios must be direct so the mods don’t have to search around for samples
If using Google Drive (preferred by mods), make sure all elements in the folder are viewable and accessible by the team!
Please indicate on the Google Form if you’re interested in creating a comic/multi-page spread
Merch Illustrators
3-5 samples of artwork
Preferably completed works, but WIPs are allowed
At least 1 Genshin piece
If interested in creating any prints, have at least one example with a background.
Including pictures of past projects/previously made merch is a definite bonus, but is not required
Links to portfolios must be direct so the mods don’t have to search around for samples
If using Google Drive (preferred by mods), make sure all elements in the folder are viewable and accessible by the team!
Prose Writers
3 Samples, one of which MUST be a Genshin-related piece and another that is completed within a
1.5k-2k word range
A maximum word count of 6k between all samples, with a leeway of 100-200 words
Samples have to be a minimum of 1k words each, but slightly below is a-ok!
The Genshin-related piece and the complete work do not have to be the same sample
(OPTIONAL) Portfolio with 5-7 works—excerpts are allowed
Please properly tag potentially triggering/sensitive works. Any untagged/improperly tagged pieces will face immediate disqualification
Please do not include NSFW in your 3 samples—NSFW is ok in your portfolio
Chefs
3 completed sample recipes
Genshin-themed recipes would be a nice bonus, but are not necessary
Maximum of 10 steps per recipe
Each recipe should have a combined prep and cook time within 2 hours, with a leeway of 30 mins
1-2 photos of the completed dish that corresponds with each recipe
Don’t worry, we won’t be judging you on your photography skills! All we ask is that you take photos with good lighting and minimal glare so that we can see the fruits of your labor
We prefer 1 photo taken from a top-down angle, and another from the side, but you may take photos from whichever angle you believe displays your dish’s attributes the best
Please properly include notes of any allergens that may be present within your recipes
Our Staff
Name/Pseud | Role | Pronouns | Socials | Experience |
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Mei | Head Mod | She/They | Twitter, AO3 | Carrd |
Sunnie | Beta Mod | She/Her | Twitter, AO3 | Carrd |
Fei | Formatting Mod | They/She | Carrd | |
Cym | Shipping Mod | They/Them | Carrd | |
Mayari | Graphics Mod | She/Her | Carrd | |
Uno | Finance Mod | Any | Twitter, AO3 | 5+ years in organizing medium-scale events (managing finances included), head organizer of a school-funded magazine |
Bungod | General Mod | Any | Carrd | Page Artist for two zines, merch artist for two zines, group project work for an animation masterclass |
FAQ
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What is this zine about?McPaimon’s is a Genshin fast-food AU fanzine dedicated to serving up the best works centered around the hard-working employees and loyal customers of McPaimon’s various restaurant branches.Will this zine be for-profit or for-charity?McPaimon’s will be strictly for-charity. All of the proceeds from this zine will be donated to an undecided charity dedicated to alleviating food insecurities for citizens.What is food insecurity?According to the Peace Corps, nearly one billion people across the globe experience the effects of food insecurity in their lives. Simply put, food insecurity is the state of not having “both physical and economic access to sufficient food to meet dietary needs for a productive and healthy life” (U.S. Agency for International Development). Unfortunately, the COVID-19 pandemic and humanitarian issues currently occurring in the world only exacerbate the effects of food insecurity amongst the human population.How will contributors be compensated?All contributors will be guaranteed a free digital bundle and the option to purchase merchandise at the production price. If profits allow, there will be physical compensation in the form of free zine merchandise (hooray!).Which Genshin Impact characters can we include in the zine?Any Genshin Impact characters that are officially confirmed by Hoyoverse by the time our Contributor Applications results get sent out will be allowed to be included in the zine!What if I have other questions about this zine? Where do I go?Our ever-reliable Customer Service employees will gladly help you if you send a question to our CuriousCat, email us, or DM us on Twitter!We’ll try to get back to you as soon as possible!Who can apply to this zine?Everyone is encouraged to apply, regardless of skill level! We at McPaimon’s emphasize equality and justice in the workplace by giving everyone a fair chance and judging accordingly. However, any applicant found promoting hateful material (racism, homophobia, intersexism, biphobia, xenophobia, etc.) will be turned away, regardless of their skill shown. We also ask that applicants be 16+ at the time of application.Can I have NSFW content in my portfolio?Your portfolio can contain NSFW content, but please make sure that it is tagged correctly. Untagged or improperly tagged works will be immediately disqualified. While NSFW content is permitted, the moderator team heavily suggests that your portfolio consists of mostly SFW works, as this is a SFW zine.How many contributors will you be accepting?McPaimon’s is currently looking for a lot of new employees! We aim to accept about 20-22 page illustrators, 4-5 merch illustrators, 5-6 fanfiction/prose writers, and 1-3 chefs. This number will likely change depending on the response our team gets from the interest check.How will illustrators be judged?Page illustrators will be judged on the general composition, creativity, backgrounds, and coloring of their works. Please note that it doesn’t matter whether your pieces are traditionally or digitally made! McPaimon’s respects artistry, in any form it may take.Merch illustrators will be judged on composition and creativity of their works, and demonstrating the ability to create (either physically or digitally) artwork that can be produced as merch.How will writers be judged?Prose writers will be judged on their ability to tell a story within a word limit, proper grammar use, flow, syntax, characterization, and language.Is plagiarism tolerated?No. We have a zero-tolerance policy for plagiarism, and any portfolios containing plagiarized content will be disqualified with no consideration.Are collaborations allowed in the zine?Most definitely! We will have a section in the application form for you to fill out in case you and a friend would like to collaborate in the zine, or if you’d simply like to be matched with someone. If you apply with a friend, however, we must warn you that there is no guarantee that both of you will get accepted, so please have a backup plan prepared.Why do you say “illustrators” instead of “artists?”Drawing, painting, sculpting, and writing, among other mediums all fall under the same umbrella of art. People who produce art are artists, so we'd like to give a little more credit to the underappreciated.